9/24/09

Day 15: Our Island Journey to "Jacked-ness" (J)

(On the top of our current armoire.)

Please allow us our healthy-sized vanity for a moment.  One of our main objectives during these 99 days is to become, for lack of a better word, "jacked."  For those of you unfamiliar with our usage of the term, Urban Dictionary Online, the most hallowed of secondary sources, defines "jacked" as follows:  "Adjective. Someone who is very strong and has huge, very defined muscles; girls love them, too." Now, while Matt is relatively fit and wants to get bigger, and I am relatively big and want to get more fit (we said relatively, smart-asses!!), we would both like to get to the same point: be as huge and as ripped as possible.  Although we would certainly appreciate the health benefits that would surely accompany such an endeavor, we're basically just doing it to look better.
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To that end, we spent the majority of the day working out in some fashion.  We did the following in nearly uninterrupted succession:  1. We took the long way to the bus stop to get a good warm-up.  2.  Did a ton of chest and some shoulder work at the gym for a couple of hours.  3. Played a one-on-one game of basketball for 30 minutes for cardio.  4.  Took a 15 minute walk to the nearby beach and did laps in the crystal clear ocean.  5. Finally, we stopped by the nearby Jiu-Jitsu / Kickboxing place to set up our intro class for this weekend.  If my already uncontrollably shaking body parts give any indication, we probably won't be able to workout again for a few days.  But, it was a strong start.
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In an effort to further document our "journey to jacked-ness,"  we have provided the following "before" pictures as a gift to our blog followers.  Actually, let's be real-- it is our gift to the entire world.  All of you unrelated females and switch-hitting males, please enjoy.  For size comparison's sake, we have also posted the picture of a kitten.  Yes, little kitten, I would be frightened, as well.  (Note: these pictures are to perfect scale.)   (John)
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This whole post is for you, Scott.  It was for you. 
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2 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    thats all i can possibly say ....

    [Danielle]

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  2. You should at least label whose arm belongs to whom so the non-cousin females can ogle the correct cousin from far away ... or for Scott to ogle we're equal opportunity here ... gotta abide by EEO rules, ya?

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